fizzymilk

soda + soymilk is Great! try coke with vanilla soymilk... the milk separates a little bit, so it looks kind of funny, but it tastes great! basically it's a twist on the classic ice cream float... mmm orange or grape soda would be great too & of course root beer...

hair color and a shower cap

i just discovered the solution that probably a zillion people already know about... when you use at-home hair color, take your dye-drenched hair and put it a disposable Shower Cap! they are like 3 for $2 at wal-mart. no more worries about drips on the floor etc... plus the shower cap holds in the heat from your scalp, which helps to slightly accelerate the coloring process.

vodka

(almost) everyone has their liquor, and for me it is ketel one vodka